It's Monday and therefore time for....(drum roll) The Weekend in Numbers

Number of hours spent at work: 0. Had the weekend off. Lovely.

Number of boyfriends returning for the weekend: 1. Double lovely.

Number of Fringe episodes watched before we ran out of season and proceeded to mope disconsolately, wondering if life would ever be enjoyable again without such viewing pleasure: 2

Number of ridiculously delicious sushi dinners: 1. Wasabi, Constantia Village. Go. Now.

Number of newly discovered words to filthy: 1. 'Eruption'. Was used on the menu in the context of a Lindt chocolate ball dessert. Is now used in a vastly different context.

Number of times got staggeringly drunk and woke to embarrassing recounts of the previous night and a hangover so blinding it necessitated laser-eye surgery: 0. I'm turning over a new leaf. For real this time.

And (sneaking into the weekend tallies, because when you're unemployed you can count Monday morning as part of the weekend) number of call backs from last week's interview: 1. Please let this lead somewhere.