Cup of Tea and a Chocolate Biscuit

So after multiple fresh starts and, er, less than multiple kilos lost (an ego-cushioning way of saying zero, zilch, zippo), I have decided that it's time to accept that the whole exercise-and-healthy-eating thing is NOT the be all and end all of weight loss.

It's time for something more drastic.

After spending the past couple of hours (we went to print early okay?) googling all manner of diets, eating plans, detoxes and exercise regimes, I have decided that I need to do one or more of the following:

1. Visit a dietitian.
2. See a psychologist.
3. Hire a personal trainer at Virgin Active, or take part in Wembley's Biggest Loser programme. 
4. Join Weight Watchers.
5. Do a mad detox, like the Master Cleanse or Debaloo's awful Danish Royal Hospital diet.
6. Find a pro-ana site and learn to starve.
7. Save up for liposuction.

Sadly a few of these require some serious money, but hey, I'm prepared to throw drinking money at the problem if needs be. Will whittle these down over the weekend into some kind of a plan and kick off (yet another) fresh start on Monday morning.