If you've never been to Sea Captain Date, go ... go
now.It's a dating site for salty sea dogs.
I know.
These are a few of my favourites so far. I can hardly contain my excitement.
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| I'm going to have nightmares about two scoops of chum. |
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| Everyone loves a bad boy. Sadly, Ben didn't realise paedophilia is a different kind of bad. |
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| Nothing like an old sailor metaphor for anal. |
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| Trust me. I'm not hiding behind this other person's shoulder because I'm a total weirdo. Honest. |
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| If you could also buy the beer, that'd be super awesome. I lost my fake ID at McDonald's. |
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| Well, you may have to settle for the oral sex in the car if she's that young... |
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| I have no words. |
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