Cock-knockers

Look. I'm so bummed, I even pulled a hipster move
and wrote my emotions on my hand, then took
a photo to show you my angst.

Ever had a day that was supposed to consist of two hours of work, a fancy spa pedicure and a long boozy lunch, but then ended being two hours of work, a monumental fuck-up brought to your attention that's all your fault and will cost your company tens of thousands ... and then a fancy spa pedicure and a long boozy lunch during which you have time to Think About What You've Done?

I have. Thanks today. Way to go messing up what was supposed to be an awesome week for me.

Also, fuck you whoever came up with horoscopes.

That is all.