Gimme! (the pink edition)

Anyone kind enough to buy or steal any of the following for me,
will have my undying love and affection. 

Oh please, Please please please. Just think of all the cupcakes
I'd make for you, in my fancy KA mixer...

Micro pigs are the new pink AND the new black.
But I'm not just jumping on the bandwagon. I've wanted
a pig since I first read Charlotte's Web. I'd like to think
that's how I got my childhood family nickname
'Porky', although it's probably not.

Sorry, just had to nail the cute point home.

Because I'm tired of cheap nail polish.

Yeah, they're not my usual seven inch style,
but they're going to sort out my shin splints,
and they're not exactly the cheapest.