...the women's changing room at Virgin Active.
I have a healthy respect for the female physique, and all our bits and bobs. A woman's body can be a beautiful, beautiful thing. It can also be incredibly ugly. I'm no goddess myself, but as the female form ages, well...we've all (most unfortunately) seen Donatella Versace in a swimsuit. And there's absolutely nothing really wrong with it - flab, cellulite and, shall we say, gravity are all a part of (natural) life. However...must you flaunt them? It's a scary naked free-for-all in the Virgin Active Ladies', and it's starting to hurt my eyes. I'm not suggesting everyone do the Junior School Towel Wriggle - where you manage to put on your entire outfit while remaining wrapped in your towel, a trick that ensured minimum exposure in the girls' changing room after PE - merely that you perhaps put your undies on before moisturising your entire body, applying full makeup and blow-drying your hair.
Please.
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