Must pack (oh you know how much I love to pack) this afternoon quickly too. Made a mental list at gym just now of stuff NOT to forget:
- Toothbrush. I don't care how manky the rest of me is (well, I do, but there's not always much to be done about it), I cannot handle furry teeth.
- Mints. See above.
- Suncream. I refuse to spend the latter half of the weekend as the butt of various lobster jokes.
- Wellies. For in the boot, in case it rains and Cloof Wine Estate turns to mud-wrestling central.
- Sunnies. The ultimate protection not only from the sun but from having to subject people to my morning face.
- Red Bull. Getting old, can't party like I used to without some kind of rocket fuel.
- Toilet roll. I do not trust port-a-loos. Period.
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